Men.....I envy you -.- and other random talk

What better things to do on a Wednesday afternoon than to curl up like a worn-out shrimp on the bed, after doing little flips and moqi-style somersaults, gripping the heated laptop charger (no i do not have a hot water bottle - in fact, I barely even have hot water half the time) to my stomach, almost overdosing self on Solpadeine (get the patient information leaflet here), browsing endless YouTube videos to distract myself from the pain.......and complaining about life.

In plain simple and slightly offensive English I would be happy to have a wingdangdoodle instead of my current veejayjay for a week every month. But I'm sure that's not gonna happen....despite Jimmy Wong's words of wisdom to the world about not limiting yourself and strive for success, do what you want.....there are some things that just won't happen. Example: part-time sex change.

People usually zonk out a taaaad bit and edge slowly away from me after hearing my absurd request, but at that stage I couldn't give a flippin' rhinoceros' fungal toenail -.-


YouTube: Jimmy Wong VODM - Vlog One Day in May! Special Announcement

I enjoyed this, as I usually do with this dude's blogs. I like the awkward word input. I like the angles. I like honesty. I like quality > quantity 100%. I'm surprised at the quarter mongolian-ness. I like mongolian music too ^^. I would like to have a Buffy the Vampire Slayer makeover. Even if I do risk getting slayed ._.

As for a name for calling his fans, I'm liking the Wonguls ._. I wouldn't mind being called a Wongul ._. Makes me sound like a Womble though ._. Which are basically one of these guys down yonder if you've never sat down and watched the morning kinder garden episodes on the telly whilest babysitting your cousin:

Can't wait for this to come out...

Wong Fu x Harry Shum Jr. - New Shorts Teaser

Totally loving the 2008 horror movie "Yes, I can see dead people" starring Steven Cheung. In these links, it's kinda too dark and blurry to see gore and get freaked somewhat, but still goood.

恐怖電影《惡男事件》Part 1/9

Check 'em out if you're stuck at home like me, cuz the Queen of England is here and the roads and bridges and all are blocked off for her gawwdamnit, I can't even go out to town for a spin >:-( Blehh. I guess I'll use that as a Chinese learning excuse.

Shout out to all those who are in pain:

• myself. I love myself more than I love anyone else and definitely more than anyone loves myself so that's why I matter and I huggle myself tightly.................. (>^-^<) aww.
• mother dear, who gets a corresponding phantom pain whenever I am in genuine pain and vice versa. I have no idea why.....do you ? Do enlighten me.
• sis, with the tummy bug virus thingamabobinajigamibad....get well soon.
• jman, and his gob. Jman, I do hope your mouth gets happy again so I do ._.
• .....and anyone else from the northern and southern hemispheres who are feeling any sort of pain, physical, emothional etc etc, remember that there is somebody out there who would like to share her Pringles with you ^-^ Because she ate too much >.> Again.

Happy living peeps !

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*godspeed*
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moqi

ɯod!