Cookibuq Quotes Collection ._.

Let the nothingness begin ._.

im not sure howw saying this actually benefits the say-er in any sticky situation.....but it just does ._.
"Before you get angry at me // burst out laughing at me // punch me in the nuts with a fiery grrr, I just want to let you know that I love you more than any other animal in the world. Even pigeons." PS quote me and consequences may be fatal ._.

teddies don't hug back....but Cookibuq does <(^-^<)

i love you with all my butt. i wanna say heart, but my butt is bigger ♥

your heart may be broken, but hey it's still working ♥
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less than three
< 3

may i please borrow your screwdriver? i need to stab you in the eye.

[post pancake tuesday] I'll give up pancakes for lent.

no i dont kung fu, but am perfectly capable of kicking your ass anyway.

everytime i cry i use up your WHOLE roll of toilet paper :S what a waste. next time i cry like a fountain, just gimme them Student Union magazines...

@uber-cheesy chat-up line: duude, old lines like that go flyin out the window, into a bin and driven off to some landfill site ==

Reasons for coming in late for school, college, work, watev...
Stuck in traffic at Swords? Reasonable.
Got kidnapped by your dog i.e. the only living creature in your isolated surroundings? Inevitable.
Though it was a bank holiday? Classic.
Vehicle of transport broke down? Typical.
Pipe burst at home and no one to come fix it at 6 in the morning? Tragic....
Trapped in the bathroom by a daddy-long-leg? Epic.

if i wait til after dinner, il forget! *carves down in rice using chopstick..*

when you said you wanted a pair of wings, i thought of you as an angel. But i forgot...devils have wings too.

how i differ supremely from you....you can spot the thickness of my glasses a mile away. I cant ._.

Make tea, not war.

(to be continued...)

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*godspeed*
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moqi

ɯod!

Whoaaaaaaaa Mum was talking to that Shen Yang girl in the Ilac today again....apparently her Mum shares the same first name as me........which is super rare. Cool huh ?